O futebol é duro

Meti-me no torneio de final de época da minha equipa de futebol, jogos de 12min, 6 para cada lado, muita correria incluida. A segunda ronda terá lugar (primeira já passada de forma exemplar no fim de semana passado) este domingo de manhã. Qual não é a minha surpresa que eles estão a espera que eu não beba EXCESSIVAMENTE no sábado a noite. Como é que se faz para beber, mas não excessivamente? Alguém sabe? Não sei como lidar com esta pressão. Fazem com cada exigência mais estranha...

Para referência, aqui esta o dito e-mail:

“Azzurris,

Here comes the moment we have been waiting for with a solid opportunity to bring back a title.

For this we have built up a very solid squad as follows:

Greg
Miles
Ariel
D
Milfo
Ed
Diogo
Ben
Thomas
Tarik

Quick reminder on the rules:
- The last 24 teams have been sorted in 4 groups of 6
- Each game is 12 mns with no halftime and unlimited subs from the center of the pitch (all other rules of 11 a side apply)
- 4 points for a win, 2 points for a draw, 1 point per goal scored
- Top 4 in each group make it to semi-finals as follows:

The top teams from each group go immediately to the Cup semi-final

The second placed teams from each group go immediately to the Plate semi-finals

The third placed teams from each group go immediately to the Bowl semi-finals

The fourth placed teams from each group go immediately to the Shield semi-finals

The fifth and sixth placed teams go home.

We are starting off against D2 Champions (promoted to D1) Mobsters. Let us give them hell and go on one game at the time to make it through.

Please avoid excessive drinking on Saturday and make sure to be on time
- 9h45am at King's Park.

Cheers,

D (95228748)”